A very brief statement from someone claiming to be the Sigil Monk Class Minsiter of Information was issued earlier today. The shockingly poignant statement is sure to assuage even the most frustrated of Telon's monks.
"I have detailed information about the situation...which completely proves that what the monk community alleges are illusions... They lie every day. Our estimates are that all monks will become super elite in short order with these recent patches."
After a dramatic pause the Monk Class Minister of Information continued...
"I triple guarantee you, there are no monk bugs, only monk features! The upgrades to stances and abilities that monks have received are clearly not nerfs! Our initial assesment is that all who oppose Telon's monks will die! Feign Death is working as intended, damage output has never been higher, and monks are Bad Ass!"
The Monk Class Minister of Information then quickly bowed and walked away from the podium.
Thank you for the good laugh today work is like this today
= Me
= Customer on the phone
- Me laying the smack down
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- Thank you for calling (blank) how may I help you.
- Your copy sucks, and your software sucks I want something for free.
- um no you can't have free software, and I am sorry your computer is from the middle ages and the software isen't compatible with your hardware. But if you like I can upgrade it for you for 412.50 per part that needs to be upgraded.
- Are you F*n kidding me I payed 2500$ for this software you sound like you are to busy to talk to me let me speak to your supervisor. I feel that your ignoring my request, and all you are trying to do is rip me off.
- Ok, Sir I regret to inform you but I am the supervisor for the desk. And I am following the rules of the company the " the policy " ( I actully did the quotes in the air with my hand don't ask me why long day ) And I am sorry but I am not bending the rules for you becuase your software is over 4 years old. And the agreement that you agreed to when you bought our software is 1 year agreement. After that it would cost you 412.50 per software license (spelling sorry I am horrible.)
- ---- Pause -----
- And sir I am not busy to help you, but you don't like what I am telling you oh well I can't help ya.
- ( he then calls me words that i don't want to repeat. but where pretty colorfull)
- Have a great day sir, I am glad I could help you solve your issue, enjoy your old software that won't be any use to ya
Sorry for the long rant /sigh been a long day and I am tired and want to play my monk and stock at this hell hole. But I just wanted to say zend thank for the laugh it brightened my day.
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