Dredonvani has entered....and tripped up over a carpet, hands flailing in true monk 'falling gracefully" style and knocked over a brazier, setting fire to the studio, getting banned from the premises and being served a trespass for 10 years and overall causing millions of dollars in damages and in therapy bills

/Take 2 Dredonvani enters the building ACTION!

Hello All!
I'd like to introduce myself as the newest monk in the hood! The only monk that adheres to the "Will trip over his shadow if he didn't trip over so fast" fighting style that maintains full avoidance (from monsters and unfortunately the healers as well) and full deniability that it is featured on acclaimed publications such as FHMonk, Monxim and Playmonk.

While "pretending" by day as a bumbling incompetent (thank you for that obviously untrue statement Hygeia, I know you said that just to underhype my monkly skills so the ladies don't tear all my clothes off), Dredonvani moonlights as a multiple disorder freak of nature offensive (skills that is) juggernaut of 10,000 flying fists, legs, heads - sometimes hair (accidentally ripped some out of my own skull but nevermind that...) in the dragon style of Vanguard.

Dredonvani makes his debut after 2 years of EQ1 as a high-elf paladin, where he fell from grace and booked into the nearest porn-addiction clinic and emerged in EQ2 as a wood-elf Monk (wood-elf you may wonder when he was high-elf? I was adopted.....^...^...? continuing on....).
After 3 years of fighting the urges of porn-addiction it led to Dredonvani betraying his monk brethren to become an angry young ball of elven fury (130 years of porn withdrawal symptoms will make anyone crazy angry!) as a bruiser.

After many years of battling evil and living la vida loca, Dredonvani has finally found peace in a personality disorder of Gin/Juice (the lesser tenament of the Yin/Yang adage) as a quiet and studious yet completely clumsy half-elf (yes, he was adopted again okay?) by day and a stalker of rage and inner fury (yes that's right - a librarian, they're freaks you know!) and is now ready for his sojourn into Vanguard, one misguided step after another, well, maybe just after one step...I'll let you know what happens next when I wake up from smacking my head on the ground.

Show me the love!

Dredonvani
also known as "Dred"
also known as "watch where you're goin you $%#^&# idiot"
also known as "the highest subscriber to MILFMonks in the known universe"